Weiner was speaking to reporters in a park near the Rayburn House Office Building, and he was joined by Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah), and two young male mohair goats, Lancelot and Arthur.
At press time, it was unclear which goat, Lancelot or Arthur, was to blame for Weiner's injury.
Okay first, this is not helping with the fact that I find Chaffetz oddly likeable for a hardcore Republican.
But omg ANTHONY WEINER COULD YOU BE ANY MORE RIDICULOUS. YOU WERE ATTACKED MY A GOAT. A GOAT. WHILE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE MOHAIR INDUSTRY BECAUSE THAT IS AN IMPORTANT ISSUE. AND THE GOATS WERE NAMED LANCELOT AND ARTHUR. (Okay so he probably didn't name them but I like to imagine so.)
It's all so oddly presh.